gailynovelry:

delearyus:

transmechanicus:

spoookiepie:

wbicepuppy:

silverhawk:

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

no come back ma’am

*under my breath* underwater girlfriend

underwater wife

Underwater love of my underwater life

There are benefits to being a marine biologist

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sepulchritude:

Communication is so wild though like you can spend hours thinking someone is mad at you and then when you ask what’s up they’re like “yeah my mom really pissed me off earlier” and it turns out you were just assuming it was about you. And now you don’t have to carry that stress anymore

Or you could finally work up the nerve to be like “hey I’m not a huge fan of this thing we do together” and the other person is just like thank god I also don’t like that thing. And then neither of you have to do it anymore

OR even crazier, you can be like “I’m having this problem and idk what to do about it” and they’re like “what about this?” and they just solve the entire thing and you realize again how smart and clever your friends are

Mindblowing every time

(via clexylexy)

purr-in-ink:

(via storiesofsvu)

linguisticparadox:

thundergrace:

This was refreshing to see considering I’ve been screaming about it for about five years. Please stop just…. stop with the bastardization of this term.

I’m so so so happy that we’ve come so far with queer representation that this word means nothing to young queer people but it does have a meaning. And it is very specific.

It is also not queerbaiting when a fandom wants a pairing to happen and it doesn’t in canon unless there was an intentional marketing/press push to imply that it would happen or overt hinting simply to entice with no follow through.

I will add one counter point to Dana’s post: actual kissing can be queerbaiting. Straight women characters kissing has so very often been a sweeps ploy and it was always for the male gaze. Nothing of substance.

Also creators trying very hard to get queer content thru and being stymied by production companies and executives *pointed look at disney* so that all they can do is hints in canon and they have to be cagey in interviews due to NDAs is not queerbaiting, it’s Getting Shit Past the Radar.

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deadithurts:

andrew garfield saying, “i hope this grief stays with me because it’s all the unexpressed love that i didn’t get to tell her” about his mothers passing is so gut wrenchingly beautiful because we rarely talk about the love we want to express but can’t, not because you’re not brave enough to say it out loud but because they’re not here to listen to it anymore. calling grief the love you never had the chance to share makes it less of a burden and more of something you want to keep and not something terrible you want to move on from. i love love how everything about grief always comes down to “what is grief if not love persevering?”

(via wolfsnape)

danveration:

*Natasha going on Y/n’s computer for research on a mission*

Natasha: Y/n you should really close your tabs..

Y/n: What are you- *sees the fan fictions about Natasha open on their computer*

Y/n:

Y/n: *nervous laugh* I can explain-

Natasha: Yeah? Why read it when you can get the real thing right here?

*Y/n thinking: Oh my god this isn’t happening*

*Y/n wakes up*

Y/n: Of course.

callmedelusional:

*Y/n very pregnant*: That’s like the tenth time i’ve peed today

Natasha: We know babe, it’s like the tenth time you’ve told us…

Y/n: I’m so tired of being pregnant, gah, i can’t sleep, except on my back, which hurts so I CAN’T sleep!

Yelena: Are you oka-

Natasha:*quietly whispers* Shh. Don’t say anything.

Y/n: The only happiness i get is from a cup of coffee, which OFCOURSE is decaf cause OH i’m pregnant!! *awkward laugh*

Wanda *with a sweet tone*: Uh, Y/n/n you want a cookie?

Y/n *tears up and smiles*: Awe, you’re such a good friend, thank you so much.

Wanda: So uh Y/n, honey, how are those mood swings coming? 

Y/n *happily eating her cookie*: You know it’s weird, i haven’t really had any yet.

Everyone:???

sheisnotalone:

The girls are fighting

.・゜-: ✧ :- ゜~.・゜-: ✧ :- ゜~.・゜-: ✧ :- ゜~

Pairing: Natasha Romanoff x Wanda Maximoff x fem!reader

Warning: 18+, somewhat dark, bruises, mentions of blood, manipulation, mind control, allusions to sex (let me know if I missed something)

Word count: 3.3k

Summary: You were crushing hard on two certain redheads ever since joining the team, so when they want to blow off some steam, you’re happy to help. But what happens when the events turn in your favour?

A/N: heeeeeey, remember me? I’ve really been into dark fics lately and well, this is my first attempt at something darkerish than what I normally write, but I have a lot in store for you if I can get myself to finish something. Anyways, this fic is based on some ideas@slightly-smarter-nat and I talked about (thank you so much for your input <3), I kinda got carried away by the flashback part haha. I hope you enjoy reading this, let me know what you think!

.・゜-: ✧ :- ゜~.・゜-: ✧ :- ゜~.・゜-: ✧ :- ゜~

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Originally posted by marveladdicts

„I need to blow off some steam” Natasha announced while stomping out of the meeting room. The heated discussing that had been going on just a few seconds ago quickly faded as everyone stared at the open door where the former assassin left. The last mission didn’t go as planned and while trying to figure out what went wrong somehow the blame game started and everyone was just yelling at each other. Everyone but you. You were afraid the center of attention would fall on you as you were the newest member of the Avengers-Team and it was one of your first missions, so even though nobody else did, you blamed yourself for holding them back somehow.

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overtherambeau:

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Hospital AU

Pairing: Doctor!Wanda Maximoff x Doctor!Reader

Words: 4.7k

Warnings: Mentions of drug use, minor medical speak, cheating.

A/N: This was going to be a two-part series,  but thanks to @temptationsbrew this will now be a five-part series with some drabbles in between. I am so excited for this story and I hope everyone enjoys it. There’s no smut in part one, but this will be an 18+ series (which is why it’s on this blog and not my main).

Part One: Maximoff’s Anatomy

You were buzzing with excitement, it’s your first day as a resident at New York Mercy hospital. The notoriety of the hospital alone made you so honored to be selected, but you were especially eager to work with the talented surgeons in this hospital. Dr. Steve Rogers, army veteran and trauma surgeon extraordinaire. Dr. Stark, Cardiothoracic surgeon and genius. There were countless others, but those two were the most notable.

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